I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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