The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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