Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
It's blow job season.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
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