I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
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