Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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