Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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