giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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