In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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