that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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