Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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