My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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