Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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