okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Randomize
