VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Your penis caused this!
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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