real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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