Midget sex pt 2 tonight
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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