So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
