For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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