Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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