butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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