You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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