Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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