Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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