The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Randomize
