So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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