Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
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