I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
seriously i just wanna be friends
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Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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