he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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