Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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