I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Randomize
