I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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