i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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