Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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