Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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