i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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