They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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