I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
