she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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