soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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