So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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