Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
i came on her dog
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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