I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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