Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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