Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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