Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Randomize
