okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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