he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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