my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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