return my video game
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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