How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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