you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Randomize
