My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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