Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
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